Novelty Marriage License Certificate Funny Wedding Gag Gift Bachelor Party Prank

Start bachelor and bachelorette parties off with a laugh when you present this novelty marriage license to the groom or bride-to-be. This novelty marriage certificate is printed on lightweight card stock and is sure to prank your friends or family members. Fill in the names and dates on the first few lines of the license, then read this funny passage: The husband, hence forth known as "the Slave," will turn over all worldly possessions to the wife, who will be known to all as "The Master." The Slave will forfeit all his personal property including his masculine deodorant, gaming systems, and loose change to The Master. The Slave shall not complain about holes in socks, burnt toast, torn underwear, mother-in-law, TV dinners, or Master with a headache. The Master, in turn, will allow The Slave an occasional touch on special occasions, feed him fresh fruit once a month, and scratch him where he cannot reach. This certificate is duly verified and authorized to be fairly accurate in contents, but can be altered to fit the circumstances if either party goofs up or is caught messing around. By U. R. Hitched, Wanda Go. Holme - Accomplice, Hugh U. Kidden - Scorekeeper." This fake marriage license makes a great novelty wedding gift for any bride or groom or gag gift for anyone about to be hitched. This joke marriage license measures 11" long, 8 1/2" wide, and is the perfect gag gift to lighten the mood of any bachelor or bachelorette party. Novelty wedding gift ships brand new with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.

Funny Wedding Gag Gift Bachelor Party Prank Features:

• Start bachelor and bachelorette parties off with a laugh with novelty marriage license
• Novelty marriage certificate is printed on lightweight card stock and is sure to prank your friends or family members
• Funny marriage license certificate makes a great gag gift for anyone about to be hitched
• Novelty marriage license is a great gag gift from any wedding party members to the bride or groom-to-be
• Joke marriage license measures 11" long, 8 1/2" wide, and ships brand new