Funny New Husband Voodoo Doll Pins Novelty Stress Relief Toy Bride Gag Gift Joke
Make your new husband feel the pain of marriage with this funny voodoo doll. Made from a polyester material, this novelty new husband voodoo doll will keep him attentive after the honeymoon is over and includes 25 desirable husband qualities and 10 pins. "How to use: Whenever you feel your new husband is taking you for granted, use one of the pins to put him back in line. Stick the pin into the activity you want your husband to do and instantly he will return back into the same caring man that convinced you to marry him in the first place." Desirable husband qualities you can poke: 1. Remember our anniversary 2. Listen to me 3. Clean the house 4. Bring me flowers 5. Buy me jewelry 6. Tell me you love me 7. Cook dinner for us 8. Take me shopping 9. Compliment me 10. Don't squeeze my love-handles 11. Take me dancing 12. Take me on a vacation 13. Rub my feet 14. Don't think about other women 15. Serenade me 16. Rub my neck 17. Take me to a chick flick 18. Massage my back 19. Cuddle with me 20. Hold me in your arms 21. Stop acting like a jerk! 22. Run a bath for me 23. Take a romantic walk with me 24. Kick your mother out 25. Take out the trash Give this funny plush doll as a gag wedding, bridal/groom shower, or bachelor/bachelorette party gift and get laughs from the bride or groom-to-be. Use the voodoo doll as a stress relief toy and take it out your anger on your new husband in subtle ways or use it to inflict pain on the hubby who won't do chores. New husband voodoo doll measures approximately 8" long, 4 1/4" wide, and 2" thick. As with all our items, this practical joke doll ships brand new with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.
Novelty Stress Relief Toy Bride Gag Gift Joke Features:
- Make your new husband feel the pain of marriage with this funny voodoo doll
- Novelty new husband voodoo doll will keep him attentive after the honeymoon is over and includes 25 desirable husband qualities and 10 pins
- Use the voodoo doll as a stress relief toy use it to inflict pain on the hubby who won't do chores
- Give this novelty doll as a gag gift to new brides or grooms or use it as a practical joke
- New husband voodoo doll measures approximately 8" long, 4 1/4" wide, and 2" thick